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Donna D.
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Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her:

'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sex, darling.'

Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandma, it isn't called sex. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
Roger C H
Finally the question all parents dread, Johnny came home from school and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?"
Mom launches into the whole explanation of the birds and the bees but notices Johnny appearing more confused.
"Huh?" said Johnny.
"Why did you ask the question?" said Mom.
"Well Bobby, the new kid at school, comes from St Louis."
Doug Mager
We ALL know EVERYTHING started in St. Louis, LOL!!!!!
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