I'm so old that
I wont buy green bananas.

I'm so old
my get up and go has already went.

I'm so ugly, that my mother........oops, wrong thread.

I'm so old:

I remember when cars got 30 to 40 MPG.

I am so old that I remember paying .28cents for a pack of smokes in Canada.

......I remember going grocery shopping with my mom, and our budget for a family of seven for a week was $35.00
I mentioned that to the clerk at the neighborhood store tonight when a few small bags rang up $35.19. (Mom & I used to keep track of the total in our heads as we went the store ... You paid with cash bills then, no checks or debit cards.)

The clerk looked at me, stared, and giggled. Said, "oh.".

She's young.

I'm only young at heart.

I don't remember how many times I was supposed to replace my music library:

1. 78 rpm (Victrola)
2. 33-1/3 rpm (Long Playing Album)
3. 45 rpm single (small record, large spindle)
4. reel-to-reel tape deck
5. 8-track cartridge
6. audio cassette
7. compact disc (CD)
8. mp3
9. iPod (digital download)

I'm so old I'm Ody hill

I'm So Old that I remember "Topper", "Dobie Gillis" and "My Little Margie"

I'm so old I can remember when you could buy a brand new Ford for $1500.00, complete with heat and AM radio, the gas to put in it was .06, and I worked at my uncle's gas station pumping gas, cleaning windshields, and even checked the oil and tires if requested.

I'm so old that I remember when speed dialing meant that you had a really limber wrist...

In all fairness, Frederick, we only had to dial five numbers when we had that phone.
Or, dial "O" for long distance.....

I'm so old, half of what I learned in school is obsolete... and I've forgotten the other half.

I'm so old I... uh, what was the question?

I'm so old that

when I eat at a restaurant I have to pay up front before I'm served

I.am so old that

I've seen 21535 mornings Click to view attachment

I'm so old that I remember..... Tom Mix at the Sat afternoon matinee. AND it only cost 10 cents. And Coca Cola cost a nickel for a 6 oz bottle. AND my allowance was a nickel a week.
OK that's one movie every two weeks or one coke a week. I was heart broken when coke went up a penny.

I am so old that I remember when Moxie was available everywhere and contained real sugar.
My Tom Mix decoder ring and Raymond and the squeaking door

I'm so old I remember when shopping at Costco was more expensive than filling up my car, not the other way 'round.

I'm sooo old that_ _ _, well you can fill in the blank!!!!!!

I'm so old--


UR, UM, what was the question again?

I'm so old I keep repeating myself.

I'm so old I keep repeating myself.

Didn't I already answer this? I'm so old I keep repeating myself.

lol

I'm So Old that I remember William Bendix in the tv show "The Life of Riley"

I'm so old that...
...what I used to do all night long, now takes me all night just to do.

I'm so old that my airstream seems young!!

I'm so old my grade school didn't have a telephone.
I'm so old my grade school didn't have indoor plumbing.
I'm so old I remember $0.04 postage stamps.
I'm so old Talk Radio didn't exist.

Now for some fantasy
I'm so old I had to help create dirt.
I'm so old I'm often called a dinosaur.
I'm so old when someone wants an example of something old, everyone points to me.

I'm so old...

... my first "stereo" had dual cassette tape players, an 8-track player, and a phonograph

... my first album was Twisted Sister (on VINYL!)

... my first gaming console was an Odyssey2

... my first computer was a Commodore 64

... my first "real" computer was a 486/33 w/ dual 3.5" and 5.25" floppy drives

... gas was 99¢/gallon when I got my first car

... we didn't even have cable TV at home, so I missed out on MTV

... adding machines were actually mechanical, not electronic (my grandfather repaired them)

... I got my first "digital" alarm clock from the S&H Greenstamp store (I still use it!)

I am so old I remember....................

I'm so old...

...I don't think this thread is funny.

I'm as old as dirt... we called it firmament back then.

I am not older than dirt! But when I was a kid dirt was a novelty and rocks had serial numbers. I even had a pet rock named dot. Dot was also it's serial number.

BTW - what's this about dialing telephone numbers? We just gave the number to the nice lady who asked "number please" when we picked up the handset from the hookswitch.

I'm so old that...

If offered "super sex" I'd take the soup.

Hi: All... I'm so old I remember when "Party lines" weren't political!!! 2 longs & a short.
"Penny Candy" 3 Double Bubbles for a penny.
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

I'm so old I remember when a camper was a person. Bill

Hi: All... I can't "Finish this sentence"... It's for "LIFE"!!!
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

I'm so old that cars I bought new are now for sale under the "antique auto " column in the paper.

I'm so old....

Moses used to mow my yard when he was a kid

I'm so old that


last weekend when I wert to a wedding, the first thing the bride did was point at me then to her new BMW said she borrowed $5000.00 for her honeymoon and said she was wearing a blue garder.