Ahh, yes. This morning the alarm went off and I groaned out something base and irrational at the alarm clock as I rolled out of bed like a log. Before long I had eaten square meal and was functioning more like my usual self. I worked out the complex problem of how to integrate all the things I needed to do into my day and looked at the frightening state of my investments. (I knew it was a statistical probablity when I invested in derivatives, but didn't factor in the effects of a negative economy into the equation.) I fought the urge to check the stock market, knowing the news might push me beyond my limits and send me down to the root cellar for some Wine.
So I went to work. Alas, the radio station I listen to was talking politics. The Republicans were being very negative about the Obama budget, complaining it was all imaginary numbers. This infinite bickering based on political theories is a zero-sum game. Why can't the Republicans and Democrats find some common denominator and act like rational human beings?
I poured a little blue packet of Equal into my coffee and decided we need a new political party in this country, one that understands people have a finite patience for bickering like this.
It was then I realized the solution to all these odd problems! Like a good writer I'll write a book about it, but you'll have to read it all the way through, because the answers will be at the end of the book.