Hi: What Ho!!! This house of ours IS a "haunted Mansion".
Every corner I turn... there's another job "Haunting Me".
Seems like I've been working here for an eternity.
As for ashes I haven't cleaned out the fire place ash pit in years...used to bury them in the garden
so I don't need to go all the way to Disney and stand in line to dump 'em on some unsuspecting soul!!!
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie