My trailer's better than your trailer
Today, I had an epiphany, of sorts.
My trailer is better than your trailer.
Sorry, but it's true!
You see, my trailer is full of my stuff ... why would I want your trailer full of your stuff?
And after numerous campouts, my trailer is full of my stink ... why would I want your trailer full of your stink (sorry about being gross, but hey, the truth hurts!).
I can hook up my trailer and pull it wherever and whenever I want. I can't do that with your trailer without getting arrested!
And while I'm traveling, my trailer is full of the foods and cookies I like to eat. Your trailer is probably full of okra, or something that makes me choke.
I could go on ... but I'm sure you see, my trailer, to me, is better than your trailer (to me).
Please feel free to disagree.
Please feel free to tell me why, to you, your trailer is better than mine.
What goes around, comes around.