I'll buy new trailer tires
for all current registered Fiberglass RV members IF
I win the Nov. 15th Mega-Million lottery drawing on Nov. 15th.
IF ... I said ... IF!!!
Currently, the Mega Million jack-pot is sitting at US$310 million dollars.
Yup, 310,000,000. Should be enough to buy everyone new tires
... and still have enough left over to buy Pam that new vacuum cleaner she's been wanting for the past several years.
"Fat Chance," you say.
Oh you thought-senders of negative waves ... and little faith.
Now, I haven't even bought my ticket yet ...
SO that might cause some of you to doubt.
But, hey, I'm waiting until my ying-and-yang tells me the winning ticket is about to be sold.
If I win .... excuse me, WHEN I win ... I'll buy you new tires
I'm not promising anything else ... but just to have a little fun ...
What else would you want me to buy you (for your trailer) (and for your trailer only) ... money no object?