I like that!
However, I was hoping for this kind of RV Motel:
Campers! Set up your RV in a grassy, treed site right next to your own luxury private Bath-n-Laundry !
Your Private Room includes unlimited hot water for your full-size bathtub with relaxing jet whirlpools, a huge shower stocked with necessities, a bathroom sink with lighted mirrors, and a kitchen sink complete with built-in drain board and unscented dish detergent.
Behind a odour-resistant real wood door is your fan-controlled comfortable low-flush toilet room, connected to city sewer. It comes equipped with a Readers Lamp and a large quantity of Readers Digest (Regular and Large Print) with extra pillowy TP.
You'll be be pleased by lots of Fluffy Towels that are dry and soft.
In a large walk-in closet, your own private laundry room has a high-speed large-capacity washer, dryer, and that elusive commodity: a place to "lie flat to dry." It includes hangars that are not aggravating to handle, as well as a real ironing board and iron (if you are so inclined, or have a in-law visit coming up). No coins required, it is included in your room rate.
Not included, as you do not need it: a place to sleep, a way to cook. Just step outside your Luxury Bath-n-Laundry in your clean bare feet on warm sweet grass, just a few steps to your Fibreglass RV, for these activities.
Luxury Bath-n-Laundry Rooms are available across your state, province, or country, in convenient places you want to go or have been already and wished for them. Rates are: 4 hours, $30, 8 hours $50, 12 hours $90 (that's two baths each!) and you don't have to sleep in a hotel.
Or something like that.