Don't you love the questions before the tour...
Do you have a kitchen? shower? toilet?
It's so cute, but do you have to make up the bed every night?
I see you have solar
... Do you like it?
How long have you been away from home?
After the tour:
Wow. I never thought all that could fit in such a small space.
So, you've really been away from home for xxx months? (Yes, and we're still married... my usual answer...)
Would you mind if my husband/wife/significant other came by tomorrow for a tour?
I always remind people that small trailers live really, really big on the "outside". The inside is for the three s's: sleeping, storage, and soppy days...
Actually, I don't like our trailer so much after a couple days in a row. Then, I have to go somewhere else.... with or without the trailer!