Tulsa area tow companies participate in this sort of thing on holidays, and they call it the Tipsy Tow program. I am glad they do this and would encourage its use by those who drink, but I feel sad for anyone who drinks that much. During my college years, I made the mistake of drinking 4 beers one evening, and I felt sick to my stomach. I told my father about it and he gave me good advice; he said that the only good reason to drink alcohol is for the flavor, and to enjoy the flavor a single drink (or at most, two drinks) should be plenty. Since then I have always followed that advice.
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven... --Ecclesiastes 3