Depends on where you come from. West coast or east coast.
Your choice of bottle openers is way
more complex than west coast or east coast!
Here's a good-old-boy bottle opener. It's simple, unpretentious, and gets the job done.
And a bottle opener for the sophisticated wine drinker.
There are bottle openers for people who can't make up their minds.
And bottle openers for former Boyscouts who want to "be prepared."
Thee are bottle openers for do-it-yourself-drinkers.
Bottle openers for Star Trek fans.
And the occasional high-tech type who isn't into Star Trek.
The color-coordinated fashion crowd has an accessory that compliments their wine.
You can crack open a brewski after robbing a bank.
There's an opener for drug addicts.
And for fierce Christians.
And last, though not least, the bottle opener for people who meet someone interesting on St. Patrick's Day in a Las Vegas supermarket, drink a case . . . or two . . . or three . . . in the parking lot, and wake up the next morning with a hangover and a wedding ring to commemorate their happy day.
And, yes, most of these are $10 and under.