I hope some other have some ideas. But it reminds me of a joke ...
Guy walks into a hardware store. The assistant says, "Can I help you Sir?"
The guy says, "I just need a quart of blue paint".
Assistant asks, "What is it for Sir, so I can recommend the best type of paint
Guy says, "Oh, just some all-purpose paint".
Assistant gets a quart of all-purpose blue paint
and asks again, "Can you tell me what you are going to use it on Sir, so we can make sure you get the best results?"
Guy says, "Oh, all right. If you must know, it's to change the color of my Budgie!"
"What? You can't do that!" cried the Assistant, "You'll kill it!"
Guy says, "Alright, now you just mind your own business and give me the paint". Guy get's the paint
and walks out of the store.
A few weeks later the Assistant sees the Guy walking down the street, so he runs out and says "Hey Mister, how's your Budgie?"
"It's dead" says the Guy.
"Well, I told you that the paint would kill it! says the Assistant.
"Oh, it wasn't the paint that killed it" said the Guy, "It was the blow-torch I used to get the other colour off!"