Just wait until hunting season and up in the hunting blind there are a couple of drunk hunters (SOP for TX hunting blinds), throwing corn chum out to try to get that albino deer to come a little closer. (Long before this, the rancher has moved his cows to safer territory.)
Bang! Bang! You now have a super-air-conditioned trailer!
And I hope your beer ain't Lone Star!
George, We have been know to have a few "Stars" around the fire, but truth be told we support 'ol Pete from Golden Co. more than anyone. No worries on getting a bullet riddled Casita
, we use stick and string down here, and no one hunts the neighboring ranches around us.