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Old 12-01-2005, 02:21 PM   #1
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he
knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

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Old 12-01-2005, 02:47 PM   #2
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Benita, you find some real gems, keep 'em comin'.
We really enjoy your selections.

Kurt & Ann K.

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Old 12-01-2005, 03:02 PM   #3
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(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:35 PM   #4
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(We need a groan smilly)

It was funny though, thanks
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:49 PM   #5
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You wouldn't catch me singing .....at least, not out loud....
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:47 AM   #6
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Old 12-03-2005, 04:37 PM   #7
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I just read that to my first wife (she's vision impaired) and she's still rolling on the floor laughing and gasping. You done good!

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