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Old 11-05-2013, 08:28 PM   #15
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When I was younger I heard a joke about hydrogen and sodium, but can I remember it? NaH.
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:28 PM   #16
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Cool A Relative Limerick

There once was a woman named Miss Bright,
Who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

Archie was a chemist,
A chemist he is no more,
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.

There once was a stripper, a pip,
Named Virginia who could peel in a zip,
But she read science fiction,
And died of constriction,
Attempting a Mobius strip.
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:45 PM   #17
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Here is a fairly long one that I always thought was really well done.

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Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

Hell from an engineering approach

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid term. The answer was so profound that the Professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This student received the only A.
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A Higgs boson walks in to a Catholic Church. The priest says, "Get out! We don't believe in your kind here!"

The Higgs boson replies, "But without me, you can't have Mass!"
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Be careful, this is a family blog.

I would edit the action you describe doing with Teresa Banyan to "go on a date."
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(It's a Voltswagen towing a mobile ohm.) They taught us this in U.S Navy Avionics school, so it must be true. I hope it a FG-ohm.
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2B OR NOT 2B

Digital shakespear.

Which BTW is always TRUE.
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2B OR NOT 2B

Digital shakespear.

Which BTW is always TRUE.
2B? That would hexadecimal.
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Well it could be certainly, or just a signal name (or variable name if programming).

I ran across the joke back in the 70s when I was tracing schematics and it actually showed an OR gate with 2B as a signal, and an inverter, both feeding an OR gate. The NOT 2B in schematics is 2B with a line over the top, that line being the NOT symbol in digital logic.

Kind of hard to translate.
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