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Old 04-16-2006, 08:17 AM   #1
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She gets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of tea, and then .."

He sighed................
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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Old 04-16-2006, 08:24 AM   #2
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My blonde daughter is going to love this one

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Old 04-16-2006, 08:55 AM   #3
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Ohho! That is funny! BUT, being a puzzle person, that really snuck up on me.
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I just sent it to my Blonde Office Manager! She gets a kick out of these!
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good one!
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed
their own stock. They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brune tte tells her sister, "When I get there, if I
decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul
it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599 -
no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a
telegram to my sister telling her t hat I've bought a bull for our
ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive it here
so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She
realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to
send her the word 'comfortable'."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you
want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here
to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word

The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's big. She'll
read it very slowly......... com-for-da-bull".

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