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Old 09-17-2008, 10:55 AM   #1
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He

acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be
an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a
weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum

Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


11. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.


12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'


14. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


15. It wasn't that the man didn't know how to juggle. He just didn't have the

balls to do it.
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