As You Slide Down the Banister of Life - Fiberglass RV

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Old 06-10-2007, 06:29 PM   #1
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1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written

an impressive new book. It's called .

"Ministers Do More Than Lay People."

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink

and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and

your boss, the Pope only expects you

to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant

flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to

your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. It used to be only death and taxes

were inevitable Now, of course, there's

shipping and handling, too.

7. A husband is someone who, after taking

the trash out, gives the impression that

he just cleaned the whole house.

8. My next house will have no kitchen - just

vending machines and a large trash can.

9. A blonde said, "I was worried that my

mechanic might try to rip me off.

I was relieved when he told me all

I needed was turn signal fluid."

10. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog.

I went to see how he was and found

him writing frantically on a piece of paper.

I told him rabies could be treated, and

he didn't have to worry about a Will. He

said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list

of the people I want to bite."

11. As you slide down the banister of life, may

the splinters never point the wrong way.

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Old 06-11-2007, 01:32 PM   #2
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Very cute Roy I have one that you may want to add:

my aunt used to tell me that she had a photographic memory, but sometimes she ran out of film!!
(She used to tell me the lightning one too which made me remember her fondly!)
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