Ask and you shall Receive

[Joanie]

A RVing couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.

Very excited, the wife said that since she had already visited most of North America in her RV she would like to visit Europe. The fairy waved her magic wand; airline tickets instantly appeared in her hand.

Then it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said with a sly look, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was 90.

[Donna D.]

The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was 90.

Served the old duffer right

[Per Walthinsen]

This fairy should be sued for fraud. Probably a man-hater. He asked for a wife 30 years younger, but he did not say anything about it being a request for instant aging for himself. Evil fairy, can't be trusted. But, I'd take the airline tickets. One out of two isn't so bad.

[Frederick L. Simson]

This fairy should be sued for fraud.

That's the trouble with wishes, ya gotta be s-p-e-c-i-f-i-c!