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Old 08-13-2012, 08:32 AM   #1
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Bad day at Hallmark

Bad day at Hallmark


Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?

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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat


When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!



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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.


But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.


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Looking back over the years


that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

'What the hell was I thinking?'


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Congratulations on your wedding day!


Too bad no one likes your husband.


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How could two people as beautiful as you


Have such an ugly baby?


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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,


someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.


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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.


I never believed in Hell until I met you.


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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...


That you're not here to ruin it for me.


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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...


Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.


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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.


Almost Lifelike!


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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.


Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.


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We have been friends for a very long time .


let's say we stop?


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I'm so miserable without you


it's almost like you're here.


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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.


Did you ever find out who the father was?


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Your friends and I wanted to do


something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.


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