Beer

[Roy Bakehorn]

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I would have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65 for Makeup.

I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.

She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

[Alf S.]

Hi: Roy..." I like BEER... it makes me a jolly good fellow"
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[Morgan]

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob!
Whatcha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."