Bumper Stickers

[L Schmidt]

The last one is the best.

The Good Bumper Stickers
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch for Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write for Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But Is Miles From the Next Exit.
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I Refuse to Have a Battle of Wits With an Unarmed Person.
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You! Out of the Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down an a Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed for 35 mph
Also Are Timed for 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good for You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba the Hut?
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Body by Nautilus; Brain by Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
for Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
an Uzi Fired From a Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He I Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT a Man.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Lastly:

"POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

[CharlynnT]

EARTH FIRST!
then we log the other planets

(Sorry, guess you gotta be in the woods to really appreciate this one!)

[Frederick L. Simson]

It's not Pretty being Easy

[Bill MacDermod]

Ain't it a shame, we send our dogs to obedience school and let our kids run wild

[Morgan]

My all time favorite was one that read:

Bumper Sticker

[Bigfoot Mike]

My Favorite. Seen on the back of a very large Bulge RV.

<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><span style="font-family:Verdana">IRS IOU</span></span>

[Andrew Gibbens]

A variant of Morgan's:

PEEL OFF BACKING AND ADHERE TO BUMPER

Andrew

[Des Nolan]

How about,

No Baby On Board -- Give it your Best Shot!

[Bill MacDermod]

Coming back from Rock Crusher there was one on a van that said,
"I love cats, they taste like chicken"

[Ron N]

Or, "OUR STATE HAS THE BEST POLITICIANS MONEY CAN BUY"

[CharlynnT]

Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

I love this one! It's like the community of HDs, Hopeful Drivers, that everything, even in odd far-off places, can work out okay with a bit of cooperation. You know, Watch my back for a minute, I'm a-gonna make a move...

[Rick]

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!

[Elsie G.]

If voting - could really change things - it would be illegal.