Court Rules on Nativity Scene

[Benita]

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable!

[Emmit D. Acklin]

I knew it, I knew it.
I've always suspected nothing but the rif-raf of the nation go there. I once drove 200 miles out of my way just to stay out of there.