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Old 11-01-2006, 03:17 PM   #1
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Dear Tide,

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life,when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and, well, I ended up with a whole lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stains out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

On a quick trip to the supermarket, I got a bottle of liquid Tide with
bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect!

I thank you, once again, for such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

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A Relieved Menopausal Wife
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