A good friend from Texas (El Paso) sent these to me - they are a hoot!! :wave :)
How tuh talk Texan!
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving. - Not overly intelligent.
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Really not very welcome at all.
Tighter than bark on a tree. - Not the most generous of people.
Big hat, no cattle. - All talk and no trousers.
We've howdied but we ain't shook yet. - We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow. - He has a pretty high opinion of himself.
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth. - My goodness, that woman can talk.
It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs. - We really could use a little rain around here.
More 'fraid than a long-tail cat in a room full of rockers. - Somewhat lacking in courage.
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly. - Appearances can be deceptive.
This ain't my first rodeo. - Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch. - Not the most handsome of men.
They ate supper before they said grace. - Living in sin.
Time to paint
your butt white and run with the antelope. - Stop arguing and do as you're told.
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse. - Rather prone to boasting.
More fun than two puppies and an old sock. - amusing but at other's expense.