While wintering in Cocoa Beach, I found an Aladdin Lamp in the sand and rubbed it! The Genie came out and asked me for my ONE wish! I said that I'd like to go to Hawaii, but couldn't fly and got seasick! Could he make me a bridge, or causeway, that would let me drive there? "Hmmmm", he said, "That's pretty hard, are you sure there's not something simpler?"
I said that I'd really like to understand Women, as I never got it right!
He then asked me if I needed one or two lanes on this bridge/causeway!
(Ducking from possible flack!)