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Old 09-26-2002, 11:00 PM   #1
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Elephant jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

For stamping out forest fires. :cblob

Why do elephants have flat feet?

For stamping out flaming ducks. :cblob :cblob :cblob
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Old 10-06-2002, 10:52 AM   #2
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Elephant Joke

How do you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?

You look for it's footprints in the butter. :o
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Old 10-06-2002, 10:58 AM   #3
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Duck Joke

Why does a duck walk softly?
'cause it can't walk hardly. :)

No more I say!!
Oh well, it's better to light one candle than to ....

Unshared joy is an unlighted candle. (Spanish Proverb):)
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Old 10-06-2002, 06:56 PM   #4
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10 ies

Why does an elephant wear 10ies?

because 9ies are to small
and 11ies are too big.

(if you didn't wear 10ies in junior high you won't get this.):u
you know 10ies = tennis shoes get it now?:hap2
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Old 10-06-2002, 07:28 PM   #5
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Groan... 10ies indeed

How does an elephant hide in an apple tree?

He paints his toenails red :inbox
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Old 10-06-2002, 07:29 PM   #6
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Apple tree

Ever see an elephant in an apple tree?

Works, doesn't it ;)
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:28 PM   #7
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it's strawberries

seems like I remember it differently.

How does an elephant hide in the strawberry patch?

But I couldn't remember the answer. thanks
red toe nails. HA!!

and then there's the old standby
Where does an elephant sleep?

anywhere he wants. or was that a gorilla?:chased
I'm no good at joke telling.
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Old 10-06-2002, 10:12 PM   #8
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Or...

How do you get five elephants in a VW Beetle?

Three in the back and two in the front :laugh
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Old 10-16-2002, 12:44 PM   #9
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cooking

Just heard this, not sure I can tell it in writing but here goes.

What are the three steps you need take to cook an antalope in the microwave?


1. open door
2. put in antalope
3. start microwave. :inbox


Now : What are the four steps you need take to cook an elephant in the microwave?


Give up? Okay I'll tell you


1. open door



2. take out antalope


3. put in elephant


4. start microwave
:ola
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Old 10-16-2002, 12:56 PM   #10
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Why shouldn't you walk in the jungle between 5 and 6 pm?

Because that's when the elephants practice jumping out of trees!
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Old 10-16-2002, 12:57 PM   #11
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This is philosophy rather than a joke:

How do you eat an elephant?

One bite at a time.
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Old 10-16-2002, 12:59 PM   #12
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Why are jungle crocodiles flat?

Because they can't tell time.


(If you are wearing a sign, you should reread the second post up)
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Old 10-17-2002, 12:07 PM   #13
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Oh man

Oh man, Pete ... give me my sign.

I read, and reread, and reread your croc joke ... knowing there was something I was missing.

I now know I was missing my intelligence.

I wonder when I lost it?
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Old 10-17-2002, 12:21 PM   #14
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Tastless

What is the red squishy stuff between the elephants toes?


Slow natives
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