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Old 02-09-2012, 06:21 AM   #1
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Ever Wonder.....???

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used
on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane
out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress
the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the
airport the terminal?

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Old 02-17-2012, 06:09 PM   #2
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Or why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

Or why the insurance company bets that you will be save and you bet you will not.

Or why you pay the doctor only if you are sick. What is his incentive?

Or why we say we 'own' or house when all we do is rent it from the government.

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Old 02-17-2012, 06:21 PM   #3
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Or why at the end of the day the dirtiest, sweatiest guy is the lowest payed.
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