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Old 06-20-2003, 04:03 PM   #1
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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a Moped (about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million dollars." "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, w-h-h-h-o-o-o-o-s-s-s-h-h-h! Something whips by him, going much faster!" What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped. Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph...............W-h-o-o-o-o-o-o-s-h!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the Moped bearing down on him again.
The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do. Suddenly the Moped ploughs into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear.
The young man jumps out, and unbelievably the old man is still alive! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything can I do for you?" The old man whispers: "Unhook...my suspenders from your side-view mirror."
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Old 06-29-2003, 08:13 AM   #2
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I just read this. What a picture that paints in my head.
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Old 06-29-2003, 10:48 AM   #3
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reminds me of that Nash Rambler Song,
Beep Beep, his horn goes Beep Beep Beep.
And now I'm doing 180 (not sure of this number),
as fast as I can go.
The Rambler pulls beside me as if he's going slow.
He rolls down his window a yells for me to hear,
Hey buddy how do I get this car, out of second gear? :)
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(I just wanted to see if a legacy post thread could be revived.)

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A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO.

It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him
$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up
next to him.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.

The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.

He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.

It seems to be getting closer!

He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph.

WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!

The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there
anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view
mirror".
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