I'm so old my grade school didn't have a telephone.
I'm so old my grade school didn't have indoor plumbing.
I'm so old I remember $0.04 postage stamps.
I'm so old Talk Radio didn't exist.
Now for some fantasy
I'm so old I had to help create dirt.
I'm so old I'm often called a dinosaur.
I'm so old when someone wants an example of something old, everyone points to me.
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2005 Trillium Outback w/ 30" tongue extension
1989 Award 730, 30'
2003 PT Cruiser
1998 K2500 Chevy Silverado 6.5 Turbo Diesel, 4X4, ext cab, short bed
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