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Old 03-09-2006, 01:28 PM   #1
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Getting information off the Internet is like taking a
drink from a fire hydrant.

America is a country where half the money is spent
buying food, and the other half is spent trying to
lose weight.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your
imagination.

Get the last word in . . . apologize.

Love will find a way. Indifference will find an
excuse.

Everybody is ignorant, just on different subjects.

Let's have lunch. I can't afford therapy.

If the world is getting smaller how come they raised
the postal rates?

We have to believe in free will. We have no choice.

If you have twenty things to do in a day and nineteen
of them go well, which one do you talk about over
dinner?

Half the people on the road should be pulled over by
the police, the other half by psychiatrists.

The difference between FEMA and Social Security: You
might actually live long enough to get benefits from
Social Security.

Don't attempt to run from the past, it is always
behind you.

People like you are the reason people like me need
medication.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash
advance.

Middle age: when a guy turns off lights for economical
rather than romantic reasons.

I think, therefore I'm single

Mother Nature has joined the insurgents.

Tankruptcy (n): The financial condition resulting from
fueling one's SUV.

Three things in life are certain. . . . taxes, death,
and data loss.

When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits
are gone!

The supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting
for instant coffee.

The only people who listen to both sides of an
argument are the neighbors.

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one
to get to sleep.

The extra mile isn't half as long as all those other
miles.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without
your glasses.

Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and
you're in hot water.

Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be
meaningless.

Today everyone wants instant gratification, no matter
how long it takes.

They who are afraid to ask are ashamed of learning.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and
take without forgetting.

The worst thing about history is that, every time it
repeats itself . . . the price goes up.

We want all machines to be perfect, with the exception
of the bathroom scale.

It's easy enough to spot the winners. They're the
ones not complaining about the rules.

A great actor can bring tears to our eyes. But then,
so can an auto mechanic.

Nobody who is somebody looks down on anybody.

Fight prime time, read a book.

A pedestrian is a man whose son is home from college.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as
your coffee-maker.

Give me the first six years of a child's life and you
can have the rest.
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