For Women Only - Fiberglass RV

Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 08-15-2003, 06:07 PM   #1
Senior Member
Trailer: No Trailer Yet
Posts: 18,870
For Women Only

I used to have Saturday Night Fever... Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

I think I've reached my sexpiration date.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs.
The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for people my age..
But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back UP.

Growing older is NOT for sissies!!!:lol2

Legacy Posts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2003, 09:14 AM   #2
Senior Member
Trailer: No Trailer Yet
Posts: 18,870

I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be....Puhleeeeeeeze!

I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck) you'll probably relate.

Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.

In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wingspans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.

Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around.

Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell and those will too."

Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and we're sitting on our biggest ones.

Mid-life is when you look at your-know-it-all, beeper-wearing teenager and think: "For this I have stretch marks?"

In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we can retain is water.

Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand McNally -- more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of Wisconsin.

Mid-life means that you become more reflective... You start pondering the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here? How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?

But mid-life also brings with it an appreciation for what is important.
We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would any of you trade the knowledge that you have now for the body you had way back when?

Maybe our bodies simply have to expand to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired.

That's my philosophy and I'm sticking to it!

REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts."

Legacy Posts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2003, 08:47 AM   #3
Senior Member
Trailer: No Trailer Yet
Posts: 18,870
Never underestimate a woman!

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger
woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and he promised he would buy her another place. :E

The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days on
her own there, to pack up her things. While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes and crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
candlelit dining table, soft music playing in the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a
few of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

The husband came back, with his new girl, and all was bliss for
the first few days. Then it started; slowly but surely. Clueless, the man could not explain why the place smelled so bad. They tried everything; cleaned :r & mopped and aired the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought
in, the carpets were replaced, and on it went.

Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move.

The Moving company arrived and did a very professional packing
job, taking everything to their new home.....including the curtain rods. ;)
Legacy Posts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2003, 08:53 AM   #4
Senior Member
Trailer: No Trailer Yet
Posts: 18,870
New Tools for our Casita

<img src= Screwdriver set.jpg/>

:) All you really need (I know how to use these tools)
Legacy Posts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2003, 08:59 AM   #5
Senior Member
Trailer: No Trailer Yet
Posts: 18,870
I use those tools all the time. Who needs a tool belt?
Legacy Posts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2003, 09:17 AM   #6
Senior Member
Trailer: No Trailer Yet
Posts: 18,870
Tool Belt?

Who needs a tool belt - I've got a purse! Holds all the tools I need, plus money and credit cards. I'm good to go!

Legacy Posts is offline   Reply With Quote

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Single Women's Get Together Lisa M. Rallies, Get-togethers, Molded Meets (Archive) 1 02-01-2009 11:13 PM
Older Women Are So Practical Alan #1119 Jokes, Stories & Tall Tales 6 04-04-2008 05:50 PM
Women Over 40 Paddy Morris Jokes, Stories & Tall Tales 2 09-13-2006 12:41 PM
Solo camping for Women General Chat 0 12-31-1969 07:00 PM

» Upcoming Events
No events scheduled in
the next 465 days.
» Virginia Campgrounds

Reviews provided by

Our Communities

Our communities encompass many different hobbies and interests, but each one is built on friendly, intelligent membership.

» More about our Communities

Automotive Communities

Our Automotive communities encompass many different makes and models. From U.S. domestics to European Saloons.

» More about our Automotive Communities

Marine Communities

Our Marine websites focus on Cruising and Sailing Vessels, including forums and the largest cruising Wiki project on the web today.

» More about our Marine Communities

Copyright 2002-2015 Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:09 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.