For you genealogy buffs

[Roger C H]

Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh:

His dizzy aunt ---------------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes----------------------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ---------------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle ---------------------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin --------------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ---------- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach ------------------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle ----------------------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ---------------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle --------------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin ------------------------------------------ Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking -------------------- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ------------------------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV ------ Winnie Bay Gogh
I saw you smiling ------------------------------------------------ there ya Gogh!

[Roger C H]

The internet allowed me find a lot more:

The lonely aunt ------------------------------------------------Don’t Gogh
The sleepy cousin --------------------------------------------Slo Gogh
The Coffee freak uncle ---------------------------------------Mo Gogh
The world traveling uncle ------------------------------------Let’s Gogh
The gambling cousin ------------------------------------------Bing Gogh
The Midwestern cousin--------------------------------------- Chica Gogh
The grandfather who always has a lot of change---- Jing Gogh
The world explorering greatgrandfather -----------------Archi Pela Gogh
The brother who is a pain in the back------------------ Lum Bayh Gogh
The sainted Chilean aunt -----------------------------------Sant Tia Gogh
The American Patriotic cousin ---------------------------E Gogh
The uncle who is good in languages------------------- Ling Gogh
The distant cousin from Africa--------------------------- Ming Gogh
The accordian playing uncle from Louisiana --------Zy D Gogh
The botanist cousin -----------------------------------------Gink Gogh
The insurance selling uncle------------------------------ Geck Gogh
The Cheesy cousin ------------------------------------------Asi Ah Gogh
The History proffesser uncle----------------------------- Ah Gogh
The cousin with the bad complexion ------------------Impe Ti Gogh
The great aunt who’s always blue ----------------------Indi Gogh
The cousin who’s a shipping magnet -----------------Car Gogh
The aunt who lives in North Dakota------------------- Far Gogh
The Australian uncle who is sort of a dog -----------Ding Gogh
Another African cousin------------------------------------- Kong Gogh
An uncle who thinks he is too good for everyone Super E Gogh
The Wisconsin uncle ---------------------------------------Muske Gogh