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Old 04-10-2016, 07:29 PM   #1
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Funny Camping Jokes...Add your own

A man went to a psychiatrist complaining of an identity crisis.


You have to help me, he said. Sometimes Im a yurt. Other times Im a tipi. It gets to be too much! Im a yurt! Im a tipi! Im a yurt! Im a tipi!

Calm down, the doctor told him. You just need to relax. Youre two tents.
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Old 04-10-2016, 08:38 PM   #2
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That's a little campy😁


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Old 04-13-2016, 08:53 PM   #3
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Here's another camping joke: (please post yours)



Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first.


What were you thinking? he shouts. Youre not supposed to run in a situation like this. You cant outrun a bear!


I dont have to outrun the bear, his friend shouts back over his shoulder. I just have to outrun you.
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Old 06-25-2016, 01:38 AM   #4
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Smile Well, I do say

When my wife told me to stop imitating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down!
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Old 06-25-2016, 01:46 AM   #5
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Smile Dance habit

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but then I turned myself around.
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Old 11-10-2016, 06:01 AM   #6
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OK......Who is bigger.....Mister Bigger or Baby Bigger

Wait for it!!!

Baby Bigger, because he's a little bigger!
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A city grandson visited his country grandpa for a weekend in the woods. A little rustic for the city boy who jumped up after dinner to wash the dishes, the grandpa said, "Do not worry, cold water will take care of the dishes". The next day after breakfast, the boy again tried to clean up and was told again, "Cold water will take care of it". Finally before dinner the youngster offered to help chop wood and as they went outside grandpa hollered back to the dog, "Come on outside Coldwater "......
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Old 11-10-2016, 12:53 PM   #8
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Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic who had insomnia?

He would lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
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Old 11-26-2016, 09:47 AM   #9
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All us dyslectics....."untie"
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Old 11-26-2016, 12:16 PM   #10
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When the fiberglas group campers would sit around the campfire singing, one guy only sang Tom Jones songs. Whatever the time or day, he would only sing Tom Jones. One of the campers was a Psycologist, but he wasn't worried. He assured the campers, " It's not unusual ! "

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Old 11-29-2016, 10:19 AM   #12
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Why did the camping cowboy buy a dachshund?
He wanted to get a 'long little doggie'!
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Old 11-29-2016, 12:21 PM   #14
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After a terrible storm broke all the electrical line poles, the forman hired 2 crews to replace them on a 5 mile streatch.
Sending one crew to bury poles at one end and the other crew down the other end of the 5 miles.
At the end of the day, 1 crew reported they had a great day and set 50 poles....The forman was very happy
Then the other crew leader came in to report they had set 5 poles...
Needless to say the forman was angree and started to yell asking "what in the devil's wrong, the other crew set 50 and you come in here telling me you only set 5".
The crew men said "Yes but look at how much of the pole they left sticking out of the ground."
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