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Old 11-11-2009, 12:13 PM   #1
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible golf cart wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." drive

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced..

"Tom was unable to hug me," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quavering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Tom."

The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife that the word is 'sternum'."
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Go to your room, Mike.
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LOL! At the joke and this!
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"I'm Tom."
Mike,

I read this with clenched teeth and bated breath. I showed it to Connie. She still doesn't get it.....

(ouch, just kidding Dear!!!)

Connie says "Go to your room."
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Michael, Michael, Michael.... certainly can tell you're no longer the owner
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What ...What? ...What!

Sorry, I just finished watching Dr. OZ. Just norm... Oh never mind.

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Another good joke that involves a misunderstood word, or phrase in this case, is the "wayside chapel".

Here's one link, but if this one disappears just Google the phrase.

http://www.skepticfiles.org/weird/chapel.htm
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