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Old 03-04-2008, 11:00 PM   #1
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Canadian Joke Of The Year:

An 'Murican couple, standing in a Florida airport terminal waiting for their luggage, notice an oddly and somewhat heavily dressed man also waiting for his luggage. The wife axes her husband, "Whure d'ya recun that man's from?".

The husband says he don't know but decides to axe the man. He approaches him and axes, "Whure ya'll from?"

"Saskatoon, Saskatchewan" the man replies.

Puzzled, the husband returns to his wife.

"Well, whure's he from?" she axes.

"I dun't know" replies the husband. "He don't 'pear ta speak English." ............
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:37 AM   #2
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Hi: This is no JOKE... In Florida my wife and I joined a group of people in the hot tub at our resort and while soaking someone asks..."Where ya all from"? I started to say St. Thomas....Canada but was interupted by someone else asking "What ya all doin' here"? At that I thought a geography lesson was in order so I picked two American cities and said "Draw a line on a map from Buffalo to Detroit and we are halfway along the line!!! To that they all replied "There's no Canada between Buffalo and Detroit".
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:09 AM   #3
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How'd they get those axes in the airport....

man, we gotta work on security...
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:42 AM   #4
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What are the two questions a blond ask when visiting the baker

1. "How much $ is a dozen pink donuts"?

2. "How many donuts is that"?


Now the real funny things is.. THIS IS bascially A TRUE EVENT

I have an employee that works also at a fast food chicken joint. They also sell rolls by the dozen. Someone did ask her in drive thru yesturday... "how many in a dozen"?
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:16 AM   #5
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A "Baker's Dozen" is 13.
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:57 PM   #6
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On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said "Today I'm going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not Really," replied God "just waite and see the winters I am going to give them."
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:49 PM   #7
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OH, 'suck it up' Ontario!!! LOL...
You had beautiful weather in early fall while we were gettin dumped on.

NOW the muckluck is on the other foot.

Stay warm n dry (IF you can) my friend. Summer will soon be here for BOTH of us!!!
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Old 03-14-2008, 01:04 AM   #9
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I've taken the Saskatoon joke, moved the EhLanders to an Australian bar and added a guy from Nanimo and another from Tahsis.
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