Hello... I have a question!
Hello...
I have a
question!
Why
isn't the
number 11
pronounced
onety-one?
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If 4
out of 5
people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that
mean that one
out of five enjoys it?
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Why do
croutons come
in airtight
packages?
Aren't
they just
stale bread to
begin with?
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If
people from
Poland are
called Poles,
then
why aren't
people from
Holland called
Holes?
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If a
pig loses its
voice, is it
disgruntled?
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Why is
a person who
plays the
piano called a
pianist, but a
person who
drives a
racecar is not
called a
racist?
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If it's true
that we are
here to help
others, then
what exactly
are the others
here for?
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If lawyers are disbarred
and
clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that...
electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked,
and dry cleaners depressed?
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If Fed Ex and
UPS were to
merge, would
they call it
Fed UP? ?
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Do Lipton Tea
employees take
'coffee
breaks?'
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What hair
color do they
put on the
driver's
licenses of
bald men?
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I thought
about how
mothers feed
their babies
with tiny
little spoons
and forks, so
I wondered
what do
Chinese
mothers use.
Toothpicks?
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Why do they
put pictures
of criminals
up in the Post
Office?What
are we
supposed to
do, write to
them?
Why
don't they
just put their
pictures on
the postage
stamps so the
mailmen can
look for them
while they
deliver the
mail?
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Is it true
that you never
really learn
to swear until
you learn to
drive?
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If a cow
laughed, would
milk come out
of her nose?
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Whatever
happened to
Preparations A
through G?
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As income tax
time
approaches,
did you ever
notice:
When
you put the
two words 'The' and 'IRS'
together, it
spells
'THEIRS'?
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Dale & Jodi
Gilbert, Az
2000 17' Casita SD
2010 Nissan Frontier CC
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