Honesty

[Byron Kinnaman]

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, 'cause everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now....

[Alf S.]

Hi: Byron Kinnaman... I was taught by my old boss " Honesty is like pregnancy..."You either are or you're NOT"!!!
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[DonDeutsch]

Dishonesty is a lot like pregnacy, the longer you are the easier everyone can tell.

[Keith Williams]

Loved the story. Laughed out loud!

EKW

[kgingeri]

You guys are hilarious! Byron and Keith both *</:v)