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Old 05-20-2003, 12:30 AM   #1
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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings.
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Old 05-20-2003, 09:50 AM   #2
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:lol :yep :thumb
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Old 05-26-2003, 06:59 PM   #3
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Nancy ... what can I say!

I've printed this out ... and going to have it laminated, so I can carry it with me at all times ... so that I always know what to say.

Because sometimes, if you can believe it, I say the wrong thing.

This will help.

This will really help!
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Old 05-26-2003, 07:01 PM   #4
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We had to go to a wedding Saturday.

I had to wear a suit ... something I used to do a lot, but haven't for many, many years.

The suit was tight. I admit it.

So I asked Pam,

"Does this suit make me look fat?"

"Yes," she said. "Because you are getting fat."

Now, based on Nancy's list of proper responses, I ask you .... what would happen had I answered my wife in a similar fashion?
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Old 05-26-2003, 07:31 PM   #5
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Bad answer

I think you would have been walking funny and saying "Yes Um" with feelings today.
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Old 05-26-2003, 10:32 PM   #6
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Charles and Emmit, you both crack me up! But you're right Charles, you would have been a dead man if you would have answered your wife like that. You need to tell your wife what my mother used to say... "What's good for the goose is good for the gander." :r

Nancy
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Old 05-26-2003, 11:10 PM   #7
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Nancy,

My mother used to say the same thing but I think it only applies when it's to our advantage.

Barbara
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Old 05-26-2003, 11:13 PM   #8
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Sue and I have this agreement that we will not ask each other anything - unless we really want an honest answer - not just what we want to hear.

It works for us - for good or bad.

:)
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Old 05-27-2003, 08:52 AM   #9
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So, y'all don't talk much? :conf
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Old 05-27-2003, 12:37 PM   #10
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either that or I'm just mindful that women have extremely long memories for such things. :o
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