So then I can tell this one:
Three American Indians were standing on a cloud
(wait this could be an Aggie joke)
Three football players were standing on a cloud
. They were told they could go back to earth as anything they wanted. They just had to say what it was, and jump. They looked at each other saying this is a very important decision. we must make good choices.
The first one remembering the birds soaring in the skies said *Eagle* and jumped. He turned into an Eagle and flew away.
The second thought of the animals he saw when camping and said *Bear* and jumped. He turned in a large brown bear and ran off.
The third got so excited to see all this happening, ran toward the edge. Just before he got there he tripped. Said *Horsefeathers* and fell off the edge. He turned into - -.