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Old 07-08-2014, 03:17 PM   #1
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I won the lottery!

A woman came home, screeched her car into the driveway, jumped out and ran full speed into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God, that's great! What should I pack, beach stuff
or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven... --Ecclesiastes 3
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Old 07-08-2014, 05:58 PM   #2
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Mike... you are sooo bad

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Old 07-08-2014, 06:31 PM   #3
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Bwahahahaha!!! You GOT me!!
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Old 07-08-2014, 07:01 PM   #4
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Good One
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Old 10-26-2014, 12:08 AM   #5
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Smile Punch Line

I would change the punch line to:

"Pack it all." she said, "And get out."


But if he leaves, who is going to do the housework?
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Old 10-26-2014, 12:32 AM   #6
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Gee Mike, by the title I was going to start a list to you of all the reasons for you to give me mone like lotto winners get from everyone that come out of the woodwork. Popped my bubble when I saw the first line
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Old 10-26-2014, 06:32 AM   #7
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So true, so true. I was discussing this with a co-worker many, many years ago. He said if he hit the lotto he would write a check for half, leave it on the dining room table for his wife, and hit the road (without her). Then he went on to say, "and I kind of like this one too".

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