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Old 03-10-2006, 12:09 AM   #1
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An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they 'ooohed and aaahed' the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

'It's free,' Peter replied, 'this is Heaven.'

Next they went out back to see the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.

The old man asked, 'What are the green fees?'

Peter's reply, 'This is Heaven, you play for free.'

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.

'How much to eat?' asked the old man.

'Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it is free!' Peter replied.

'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?' the old man asked timidly. 'That's the best part... says Peter, you can eat as much as you like, of whatever you like, and you never get fat, and you never get sick. This is Heaven.'

The old man looked at his wife and said, 'You and your bran muffins. I could have been here ten years ago!

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