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Old 10-19-2012, 01:21 PM   #1
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In my next life ---

It's time to recycle this one, for our newer members. Diane

Gonna Be a Bear

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

mm (grrrrrr) m
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When Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy! To think we had to invent patriarchy, primogeniture, needlepoint and laundry to stop exactly this sort of thing.

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