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Old 09-24-2002, 01:43 PM   #1
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Jokes from Augie B

Augie B sent me a whole bunch of jokes. I emailed him back and said put them here ... but I just have to put one on here before he does because it sounds like something that could happen to Pam and I in a couple of years:
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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one
evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms -- Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,Pumpkin etc. The couple had been married almost 40 years and, clearly,they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I
forgot her name about 10 years ago."
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Old 09-24-2002, 01:46 PM   #2
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And one more to steal Augie's thunder

And one more of Augie's that sounds like something I've already done!
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
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Old 09-24-2002, 08:27 PM   #3
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Go ahead and use my Jokes Charles. I am keeping a "Pearl Harbor" file on you!

Anyway.....

When I sent out the jokes I erased them from my mail. When you replied, you sent the jokes back but, of course, I erased your email right away.

So I don't have them anymore.

Augie
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