Maintenance & Restoration

Rick · 02-13-2006, 06:13 PM

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's
door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled u! p behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But,
before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up
the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same,
no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.

"MY ROLEX!"