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Old 05-18-2006, 12:14 PM   #1
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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sundy sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
The third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
The fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can yoou learn from this demonstration?
A little old lady in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won'thave worms."
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