Men are like
.... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.
.... Blenders .... You want one, but you're not sure why.
.... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
.... Coffee .... The right ones are rich, warm & can keep you up all night.
.... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.
.... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
.... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooooo long to mature.
.... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
.... Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but for only a little while.
.... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
.... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
thanks cousin Bev