Whoa! Deju me, too!
True story: my soon-to-be-husband took a job half a country away, said, "Sell the Oldsmobile Delta 88, then join me in BC." He bought the '72 in '86 for $400, drove it for about a year, then put on new tires
I called up the local salvage shop and said, "Yeah, my boyfriend moved to BC, I'd like to sell his car?" Without missing a beat, they offered me $200 cash, no questions asked.
It's been about 20 years now, and he's really hardly annoyed at all anymore....
PS They don't make seven-foot wide bench seats anymore, do they? Ah, well.