> The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic mister to keep the
> produce fresh.
>
> Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm.
>
> When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing.
>
> When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle.
>
> So far I have been afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
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