A LOT OF FOLKS CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAME TO HAVE AN OIL SHORTAGE HERE IN OUR COUNTRY.
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WELL, THERE IS A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER.
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NOBODY BOTHERED TO CHECK THE OIL.
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WE JUST DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE GETTING LOW.
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THE REASON FOR THAT IS PURELY GEOGRAPHICAL.
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OUR OIL IS LOCATED IN ALASKA, CALIFORNIA, COASTAL FLORIDA, COASTAL LOUISIANA, KANSAS, OKLAHOMA, PENNSYLVANIA AND TEXAS
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OUR DIPSTICKS ARE LOCATED IN WASHINGTON, DC.
ANY QUESTIONS???
NO? I DIDN'T THINK SO.
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Frederick - The Scaleman
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