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Some One-Liners
The first Ten Commandments are the hardest.
People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
A word of advice...don't give it.
If we made it illegal, do you think more people would vote?
I am logged in...therefore, I am.
A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.
Justice is blind and in some cases...deaf and dumb.
To belittle is to be little.
Poverty is a condition with but one advantage - it doesn't take much to improve your lot.
The first rule of tinkering is to save all the parts.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Management's job is to keep 'em too busy to look for other jobs.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
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Donna D.
Ten Forward - 2014 Escape 5.0 TA
Double Yolk - 1988 16' Scamp Deluxe
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